Sleep paralysis.

Seems to be a very uncommon thing that does happen to me every once in a while and it happened to me yesterday night.

Yeah the first time I remember it I was about six and thought somebody was stealing our garbage. And also it was Donkey Kong doing that. No idea how I thought that was possible but that is probably one of my earliest remembered memories and it's a sleep paralysis episode.

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I woke up at ass o'clock, but I was still only half awake. I heard something beeping and someone stood at the end of my room, shining a light in my face. I couldn't move a muscle, and it was pretty fucking terrifying. I tried to scream his name so he can wake me up, but it didn't work. You know how you try to scream in a dream and it's just soft noises that aren't even at a normal speaking volume? It was that. Oh and that little stinker kept on shining the damn light in my face!

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